Deny Everything.

I have a hard-to-pronounce name and a slightly asymmetrical face.


I just really want a jetpack.

thenimbus:

ittybittyblue:

dreamwurks:

i will never accept how under appreciated megamind is

it is a movie about a villain who succeeds in killing the hero 

It also has a “nice guy” and the girl is not demonized for not liking him

he even becomes the actual villain

One of the most underrated Dreamworks flicks.

23 seconds ago on August 30th | J | 9,294 notes

marblechemist:

labyrinth-of-lucifer:

I really fucking hate it when guys act like marriage is literally the end of their lives like if it’s so fucking bad, and you hate it so much, don’t get fucking married and put your spouse through hell because you’re shit. If you feel trapped you’re doing it wrong.

Filed under: Sitcom Tropes That Need to Go Away Forever

27 seconds ago on August 30th | J | 101,584 notes

sally-over-yonder:

orochimochi:

so i went to go get a drink and…

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THERE IS A FURBY IN THE VENDING MACHINE

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DO YOU THINK THIS IS SOME SORT OF GAME

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Does it make you think of this, too?

30 seconds ago on August 30th | J | 163,443 notes

papercitrus:

Me after Book 4 ends: I’m no longer bound to this earth by worldly desires. I have entered the void.

1 minute ago on August 30th | J | 5,670 notes

gavinmichael:

michael jones + trash receptacles 

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2 minutes ago on August 30th | J | 3,604 notes
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Song: She Had The World (Alternate Version)
Artist: Panic At The Disco
Album: Pretty Odd
Played: 14,879 times.

faithfulportrait:

i listened to this once and i turned into a fairy

3 minutes ago on August 30th | J | 3,924 notes

puppetblaine:

The Slow Mo Guys in the Youtube Rewind (x)

3 minutes ago on August 30th | J | 26,947 notes
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Played: 304,319 times.

jackthevulture:

redhotcherrypepper:

drn007:

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So I found this CD on the street today on my way to work, right? So I decided I’d bring it home and listen to it.

And it was the best decision I’ve ever made in my life.

I am dancing through my room. 

what IS this

3 minutes ago on August 30th | J | 52,732 notes
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lisquid:

This will be the cutest video you will see today. My grandparents found baby sea turtles on their doorstep this morning so they released them one by one!

3 minutes ago on August 30th | J | 24,196 notes

missinglinc:

relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold

3 minutes ago on August 30th | J | 30,189 notes
yifflord69:

DONT TALK TO ME ABOUT SUN WUKONG (talk to me about sun wukong)

yifflord69:

DONT TALK TO ME ABOUT SUN WUKONG (talk to me about sun wukong)

4 minutes ago on August 30th | J | 596 notes

kawaiisquad:

finsley:

gangnam style came on the radio again

this sounds like a post apocalyptic diary entry

4 minutes ago on August 30th | J | 78,418 notes
In the topic of King AU, why not a Queen Lindsay prompt? <3


buttskun:

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4 minutes ago on August 30th | J | 464 notes

aminoasinine:

new 3ds with new buttons and features

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new games that aren’t compatible with the old 3ds

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4 minutes ago on August 30th | J | 14,820 notes
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